1. At one of the political rallies at a village recently, one of the MPs told the people attending the rally.
MP : If you vote for me and I win, I promise you that I will build the longest bridge in this village.
Villagers : But YB we don't have a river or sea here
MP : Never mind, I will build that sea and river after that !!!
2. In one of the classes, the teacher asked the students.
Teacher : Who wants to go to Heaven today?
All the students put up their hands
Teacher : Who wants to die today ?
Nobody puts up their hands.
Teacher : Then, sorry it will take you at least another 50 years to go the heaven. If you are lucky you may go earlier !!!
Students : ???!!!
3. A guy just got rich and bought new luxury car and employed a driver. While driving at the middle of the road with heavy traffics, the driver changed to 2nd gear and made a little sounds....
Students : ???!!!
3. A guy just got rich and bought new luxury car and employed a driver. While driving at the middle of the road with heavy traffics, the driver changed to 2nd gear and made a little sounds....
Guy : What was the sound Muthu?
Muthu : I changed the gear boss
Guy : What the hell are you doing, I saw you just sittng down comfortably in the office, doing nothing. You should change the gears while waiting for me, Not at the middle of the road !!!
Muthu : ???!!!
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