Big Chief

1. A Red Indian chief was having stomach problems as he couldn't go to the toilet for few days and asked one of his warriors to go to a clinic to get medecine. The warrior met the doctor and being not so fluent in English , he just had a brief conversation.

Warrior : Dr...Dr.... Big Chief , No shits !

Doctor : Ok.. no problem. give these medecines to your chief, take 2 tablets a day and his stomach will be alright !

The warrior rode back and gave the medecine to the chief without telling him anything. The Chief took all the medecine at one time , and started running to the toilet and never returned. The warrior went to look at the toilet , the chief died and he quickly rushed back to the clinic.

Doctor : What happened ???

Warrior : Dr...Dr... BIG SHITS ....... NO CHIEF !!!

Doctor : ???!!!

2. A cowboy was riding up the hill one day and saw a red Indian Big Chief sitting down under a tree with his horse right infront of him.

Cowboy : Sorry chief, do you know what's the time now?


The chief lifted up his horse's "balls "and said 3 o'clock !!

Cowboy : Thank you chief !! and rode up but wondered how did the chief knew the time by just lifting his horse's "balls."


On his way back an hour later, he met the chief again and asked the time .


Cowboy : Do you still know the time now?


The chief lifted his horse's "balls " again and said almost 4 o'clock . Then the cowboy asked the chief how did he manage to know the time by just lifting up his horse's "balls. "


The chief replied... My horse's "balls" are blocking my views to the tower clock at the town below, so when I lift them up I can see the clock clearly.


The cowboy looked down the hill and saw the big tower clock and rode home, confused !!!