Women, Women.

As a Geminian, I have no problem having girlfriends from my younger days until now. At this age (why u want to know??) I am still enjoying a number of girlfriends. Sometimes, I wonder why these women are so interested on me. I am not that handsome, 163 cm tall, with 175 lbs quite a belly. I am not rich as before, no car to drive except my son's. Recently, a lady from Kuantan missed called me. I returned the call only after 3 days. I was suprised, she claimed to know me and my ex girlfriend (now engaged with someone else) and offered herself to be my new girlfriend. So that's the beginning. I just didn't want to contact her for a week but one day she missed call me again. Hey, what the heck ! I called her and started to talk. I told her if she's really insterested, come down to KL. You know what ? she came the next day ! Wow..this lady Shima is really not a bad looking !! She's a divorcee with 2 sons . What happened when she's in KL? You people can just immagine.... as of now she's been meeting me in KL for the 4th time!!!!

Now after almost 2 months, we are still in contact, SMS on every minutes. We were in love?? No ways.... you may say that but to me it's still early as I think easy come will easy go? I just layan her lah !! I am not cruel or trying to take advantage over ladies but that's me. I was deeply hurt when I divorced my wives. I am not flirting around but the women just came and gone. I told myself that I wanted to stop myself having involved with any women.. Yes I did... but they themselves didn't want to stop !!! And I cannot resist, when they insisted.. !! Anyway, the more friends we have , the better it will be ! You must have an honest relationship!

Actually, after my two broken marriages, I feel comfortable being alone but sometimes I missed married life. Almost all my friends had "a happy family"???? I presumed. Hey I know lah what's marriage life is all about... You don't have to lie ! When you wanted come back late, your wife will call you and giving reasons for you to come back early. She wanted you to "tapau" something la, your children needed you la, pipes bursted la, she forget to buy something la and goes on... If you still come back late? You will have to explain to her for the next couple of days... In the morning, I can tell you whether the couples in the cars are happily married or not. If you see the wife is sitting in with her face watching outside, then they are not very happily married couple, but if the wife is talking to the husband, then she is still waiting for her husband to explain to her why he came back late.. !! Either way, the husband had to lie... have you noticed that?? I never lied to my ex wives, I only told nothing but the truth.. that's why they left me.....!!!???

Talking about women will never end. There are so many nice and bad things written, spoken, filmed etc about women. To me very simple, "Man is to conquer, Women is to surrender "!! I know women may be upset, but let face the truth. But if you are talking about Adam and Eve, then you may be right. Adam was helpless and surrendered with Eve's request of an apple !! That time, there were not much apples then !! But now you will find them everywhere, what's the problems??

One day, my lady friend went for an interview . The interviewer asked her.. So you name is Siti and wanted to apply for the secretary's job. You are now working with bla bla. You were born on the 7th June?? oh.. which year was that?? My lady friend replied .. EVERY YEAR ! See.. why women are so worry and secretive about their age? They always wanted to keep it a secret? To me age is only numbers and you can turn them anywhere you feel like mathematics. If you are 54 you can be can still be naughty, After all , Life began at 50?? why not? Just be young at heart !

Many friends asked me for a receipe to win a woman's heart. I just told them just five.. the rest I want to keep them for myself.

1. You must have a very "thick" face to approach a woman (if you are shy, sorry !!)

2. You must know how to talk ( anything good to her ears)

3. You must have some money in the pocket (sometimes you have to buy them drinks, shopping, etc)

4. You must look honest, responsible, caring and loving (if otherwise... you can pretend la !)

5. You must follow up, follow up and follow up (until she says OK, OK , OK I surrender)

See... so simple steps, some people still overlooked ?? Try the above to few women, you will end up having them ALL !!! But just choose one to be your wife !

"Remember...Life is not always a rose garden, there are torns here and there." Just be happy !

MAN IS TO CONQUER.... WOMEN IS TO SURRENDER....

(Repeat 3 x a day before sleep)

Note

The receipe above is for adults only and with an intention of having a lady to be your faithful wife. Playboys are not encouraged to try the receipe.